Espanita
This has to be the WORST thing you could ever purposefully do to your face. It tastes like distilled ashes from the harshest cigarettes.
RED!!!!!! – negative 2.5
WARNING: Do not consume this beverage if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, or near anyone who is pregnant. Your hot breath will melt their uterus. Do not consume this beverage if you value your life or the lives of others. Consider this the designated liquid for pouring one for the homies. But never Ever drink this. May cause blindness, profuse swearing, and potentially the kicking of innocent children and animals. Trust us. This shit is nasty.
Don Julio
We liked this one. It’s the one to beat for sure. Once we get the 1800, we’ll see which one reigns supreme. This one was a little harsh taking in, but fairly smooth going down. A lime would be good, but you could suffer without if if you chose to.
Green – 7.5
Olmeca Altos
This one was a little harsh taking in, but fairly smooth going down. A lime would be good, but you could suffer without if if you chose to.
Orange – 4.5